Thursday, September 28, 2006

Jeb the HickBag


Well, next thing you know, old Jeb’s a big douchebag…

We haven’t seen a lot of HickBags come through here, as the ‘Bag phenomenon tends to relegate itself to urban and suburban bridge-and-tunnel blight. And of course I have no evidence this isn’t some Trustafarian doing his hip ironic take on rural trash to charm the ladies.

But I do know that his chest fungus could keep six homeless people warm this winter. And that Chloe Sevigny Hottie is just 110 pounds of tasty tablecloth covered cleavite. And both of those facts are, well, a HCwD pic that deserves our proper salute. To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies.

# posted by douchebag1

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