Tuesday, September 5, 2006
Leave it to Cleavite
And on the third day, God created the Holy Cleavite. And God saw the Holy Cleavite. And it was Good.
And God set forth the Holy Cleavite so that it might be set upon by the taint of Unholy Douchitude, and find itself tested on all sides by the iniquities of the scrote as it walks through the valley of douche…
— Doucheronomy 13:11.
It takes a bigger man than I not to want to set this tonguebag’s face on fire with lighter fluid for allowing his scrotey presence to be so close to such perfect cleavite. The fact he’s achieved a dual hottie inverted ‘bag combo makes the whole thing ache worse than a raisin up the nose.
Oh, like you’ve never put a raisin up your nose.
