Sunday, September 17, 2006

Master'bag Theater


Two British gentlemen are sipping tea one aftertoon in London.

British Gentleman #1: “I say old chap, that man in the blue shirt with his collar turned up sure is a douchebag.”

British Gentleman #2: “Astute observation, my fine friend. And note his bizarrely sculpted hair. It’s greased worse than mother’s scones.”

British Gentleman #1: “How gauche to be seen in public like that. I’m positively upended.”

British Gentleman #2: “Yes, however observe the young blond gentlewoman to his right.”

British Gentleman #1: “I’d tap that ass.”

END SCENE.

Thank you… thank you…

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