Saturday, September 16, 2006

Saturday Morning Wakeup Call


Some Saturdays, after a hard week sitting around my hovel and getting drunk, I need a little something extra to perk me up in the morning.

I have a cup of coffee.

Nope. Doesn’t do it.

I chug a Red Bull. Meh. A little buzz, not much.

Then I glance at a picture of scrote porn like this noxious steaming pile of stench here, and it’s like I’ve had an electric cattle prod shoved up my sphincter.

Hello, world. I’m awake now.

# posted by douchebag1

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