Monday, September 11, 2006

The Toad


When I was a kid my Mom used to read me a book at night when I was drifting off to sleep called “Frog and Toad are Friends.” I used to imagine Frog and Toad. What they would look like in real life. What they would look like if they were people.

Little did my five year old brain realize that Toad did, in fact, exist. And he was a red shirt fungle faced douchebag.

I’ll never think of that book the same way again.

And yet somehow Toad has secured a big haired sexy Jersey girl with a fantastic set of Baby Back Ribs. What would Frog say?

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