Friday, September 22, 2006

The Welder Vixens

This little blond welder vixen is so fantastic I want to juggle twizzlers while breakdancing to the classic early 80s Bonnie Tyler hit, “I Need a Hero.” Oh, like you’ve never breakdanced to Bonnie Tyler. Be honest now.

She is just painfully hot in that overwhelming sharp pains in the eyeballs way. Her brunette friend would normally be the hero of a HCwD pic in her own right, but in this case she has to play second viola to our little construction worker hottie.

That derriere is fantastic. I want to bake cupcakes in its honor. Little vanilla cupcakes with chocolate frosting. Mmm… cupcakes.

Note I haven’t commented on Archy McEyebrow, with his choke collar, designer muscle-t and of course his need to make Bag Hand Gesture #1. I have nothing to say about this putz. He has polluted my blond manual labor engaging angel with his presence. And for that crime, I will go and floss.

Never forget to floss. Your teeth will thank you.

# posted by douchebag1

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