Wednesday, September 27, 2006

UCJC

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One of the rarer members of the ‘Bag genus is the douchey hitchhiker knob. Key identification factors for this type of ‘bag are not only the various hitchhiking douchebag hand gestures, the classic ‘Bag Head Butt seen here, but one of the rarest of all ‘bag attributes: Upturned Crew Jacket Collar.

Like many douchebag diseases, Upturned Crew Jacket Collar (UCJC) receives scant attention from the mainstream press. There are no Jerry Lewis telethons to treat UCJC. No “give a quarter” kiosks at the local deli. No pleas from Sally Struthers to help “turn down the collars of the less fortunate.” Yet it is a plague that affects us all.

Won’t you contribute to the cause?

Do you part by smacking scrotes like this the next time you see one.

# posted by douchebag1

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