Wednesday, October 4, 2006

'Bag Farm


If conditions are just right, the climate is arid, and you put four healthy strips of Cleavite together and add water, you too can grow your very own Douche.

Here’s a pic of an early growth douchebag about to bud. Note the scrotey tongue, greasy head and facial expression that makes you want to punch walls with your forearm until you break a humerus bone. And to think he’s just a sapling. Imagine what he’ll look like fully grown.

To grow a ‘bag takes patience and skill, but if the climate is right, the cleavite is fantastic and you wait long enough, you too can grow a rank and unholy scrote.

Now if only I had a weed whacker.

# posted by douchebag1

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