Tuesday, October 3, 2006

DouchleFly


I used to know douchebags like this in highschool. Usually named Chet, Chazz or some other “Ch”, their monoslyabbic douchebaggery always pulled a cheerleader into their greasy name-brand-du-jour orbit of “Woo!” culture and 18 packs of Miller Lite.

But in the past ten years, times have changed. Along came the mutant jockbag/rockerbag monstrosity you see here. 180 degree ‘cap ‘bags with earings to proclaim their “stylin'” side. Hand gestures and longish emo hair.

They’re like a genetic splice experiment gone wrong. Think Jeff Goldblum’s BrundleFly in the 1986 masterpiece The Fly. They’re a fusion of emobag and fratbag into a completely new hybrid douche creature: DouchleFly.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

# posted by douchebag1

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