Thursday, October 26, 2006
Hot Coral Action
Nothing like five gorgeous balls of shiny wax to wake you up on a Thursday all circling a douche vortex. 170 Degree Hat Tilt here knows exactly what the ladies love — a little hot coral action.
I’m not exactly sure what ginormous piece of jewelry is trailing off the vaguely chipmonk looking hottie in the middle, but one thing I do know. It’s not coral.
And coral is where it’s at.
A coral choke collar. It’s like Jet-Li’s “Unleashed.” Snap on the coral necklace and he’s your douche slave. Should we call it “UnDouched”? Too obvious?
