Thursday, October 5, 2006

Khan's Insect


Speaking of earwigs, tell me this ‘bag isn’t the spitting image of that little alien slug Ricardo Montelban put into Checkov’s helmet in “Star Trek II.”

He burrows in… then eats his way into your brain… KHAN!!

And somone please tell me that hairline is painted on. That can not be natural genetics. I refuse to believe evolution is that cruel. Then again perhaps Star Trek Earwig here disproves all theories of evolution. Yet he’s not “Intelligent Design” either. We need a whole new theory to explain this monstrosity.

Lets call it “Accidental Design.” This theory states that there’s no such thing as evolution, yet nor is there a God. There’s simply accidental scrote. It’s Nietzsche by way of Richard Grieco. Douchebag Existentialism. What do you think?

That’s it. I’m going back to bed.

# posted by douchebag1

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