Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Morning 'Bag Meditation


Okay class, everyone go to LotusBag position.

Close your eyes.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Center your ‘bag energy. Allow it to pass through you.

Now open your eyes and stare at this pic.

Let the pain of the HCwD enter your consciousness and fill you with rage.

Breathe in. Hold it.

Meditate on the scrote. Observe his unbuttoned greasy shirt and smug half-grin that makes you want to spew. Note the grip he has on this lovely female’s right side.

Hold that rage. Hold it….

Now breathe out.

Breathe in. Hold it.

Study the female goodness. Appreciate the smile. Appreciate the curves. Now quickly glance from her face to his douchey-ass expression.

Hold that rage. Hold it…

Now breathe out.

Congratulations! Another HCwD pic has been digested.

Hey, it beats coffee to get that morning going, am I right?

# posted by douchebag1

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