Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Pink Lipstick and a Ball of Pube


No chin should be shaped like this. It’s unnatural. It defies the laws of non-douchiness, which is another way of saying it’s poo. The pube fungle on it doesn’t help matters neither.

Grown up Lindsey Lohan hottie is literally being cruel with that dress. An unfair level of meanness that hurts on that deep, gut-check level. Check out the dorky middle aged pud in the back staring at the goods. He’s in as much pain as I am.

I’ve had a thing for pink lipstick ever since the Russian exchange student who wore it in my Freshman year “Intro to American History” class in highschool. Ah, Natasha. How I still long for that vodka flavored goodness.

The rouge red color on skinny chainboy, however, is a shade of lipstick I’m less familiar with. Unless L’Oreal is running a new “Douche For Men” product line.

# posted by douchebag1

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