Monday, October 30, 2006

The Helmet


There are douchebags. There are uber-douchebags. There’s Pat. And there’s Helmet. Helmet performs the Triple Lindig of douche, engaging in ‘bag hand gesture #17, ‘bag face gesture #4, and ‘bag mouth toothpick variation #A53. Toss in douche glasses and only the lack of popped collar prevents scrote orbit from being achieved.

Oh yeah. I forgot.

The hottie. Who is super smoking fantastalicious. I know what you’re thinking. “DB1 said this about other hotties.” And I have. And I will again.

And I’m saying it now.

I would scramble eggs on her stomach, and make a pot of chai tea. She is butter stick hot. Pancakes sexy.

Mmm… time to hit up Ihop for the rutty tooty fresh and fruity. Yup. My life is pathetic.

# posted by douchebag1

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