Tuesday, October 3, 2006
Tidy Whities
I’m not sure I can classify bandana boy as a true douchebag because this is just sort of pathetic. But, since he’s roped a couple of cuties, I’ll tip the ledger on the ‘bag scale and call him scrote.
Although Skeletor/Iron Maiden shirt is kinda bad-ass in an over-the-top midwestern cry for help sort of way.
But then there’s the undies. Those white, Fruit of the Loom, middle aged, saggy sacked quasi-“Depends” brand, wraparound undies. They just scream “wedgie.” Clearly J-Lo hottie here is thinking the same thing as she gestures towards this scrote’s scrote.