Tuesday, October 3, 2006
Winning HCwD Haiku: D Lee Hakumasa
There were a bunch of solid entries in the haiku contest, but I gotta go with the straight and to-the-point ethos of D Lee Haikumasa’s simple, yet oh so emotionally touching, entry:
oh lovely lady
why choose a douchebag boyfriend?
my penis sheds tears
— D Lee Haikumasa
And honorable mention to Jem for engaging the always popular sapphic angle:
I may be a girl
But I would still smash this guy
Then lick her on her…
The wrongness of the unholy communion between a sexy lithe gazelle like this hot shiny gold belted hottie and this uber-douche can sometimes be better expressed through ancient Japanese arts.
Like Haiku. Or perhaps hari-kari.
