Thursday, November 16, 2006

Alice and the Mad Hatter


Mad Hatter: Why is a douchebag like a writing desk?

Alice: Riddles? Now let me see… why is a douchebag like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?

Alice: Why is a douchebag like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: Why is a what?

March Hare: Careful, she’s stark ravin’ mad!

Alice: But it’s your silly riddle. You just said…

Mad Hatter: Easy, don’t get excited!

March Hare: How about a nice cup of long island iced tea?

Alice: “Have a cup of long island iced tea,” indeed! Well I’m sorry, but I just haven’t the time, Douchebag!

# posted by douchebag1

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