Saturday, November 25, 2006

Douchebaguette


You can almost see the transformation from hottie to Bleethed out Douchebaguette in front of your very eyes. Oily TongueScrote borders on that Twilight Zone edge between GayBag and NerdBag, a gray area of douchitude best left to the imagination.

Hottie’s pouty lips are two pillows of soft candy goodness. I would bounce up and down on them in miniaturized form until Rick Moranis accidentally vacuums me up in a straight to video DVD release.

Yup, it’s Thanksgiving Weekend. And the DB1 is stuffed.

# posted by douchebag1

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