Friday, November 10, 2006

Friday Haiku


Tribal tat freak-bag,
Please do not rip off my nads,
for calling you douche.

Here’s ‘Mos Douche’s from the comments thread:

Ape man douche bag scrote:
Lame tats, smirky jawed ‘bag die.
Or make yourself scarce.

Seattle Bagslayer lays the haiku smackdown:

Shoulder bumps of war
Like a Klingon Bird of Prey
Two chickas now “owned”.

And kanthor the hung:

voluptuous babes,
die in a fire man waste,
you’re not Spartacus

# posted by douchebag1

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