Wednesday, November 22, 2006

HCwD of the Week: Bloom'Bag and The Striped Raven


It was a tight one but Elizabethtown ‘Bag and this sultry ball of hot take the prize mainly on the strength of the uber-douche nipple display. Lets hope this scrote’s Eurodouche. If he’s American I’m defecting to Canada.

And what’s up with that semi-collar? It’s like some mutant offspring of the no-collar period in the mid 1990s and the big collar early 00s retro look. Yet it’s neither. It’s pure puke.

I love her.

I know I’ve said that before, but this time I mean it.

I’m surprised as I thought the strength of Librarian Hottie’s absurd sexiness would’ve put Barbarino ‘Bag over the top but nipple exposure apparently is overpowering in its douchitude. And I can see why. This skinny chested ball of wax deserves, if not physical abuse, than at least an angry ferret chewing on his nads.

Gonna be tough to see Bloom’Bag get much love (and by “love” I mean “puke) going against the other HCwDotW in next week’s Douche-Off, but with that nip I wouldn’t put it past him.

EDIT: Wow, Bloom’Bag is RichBag below. I didn’t recognize him with his nipple covered.

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