Monday, November 20, 2006

HCwD of the Week: Sandbag Edition

Not sure why these three are “SandBags.” Maybe I’m running out of ‘bag puns. Maybe they make me want to sandpaper my eyeballs out. Some of these aren’t as truly grease drippingly scrotey a selection of douchitude as last week with White Chocolate and Socrates Douche, but still some choice douchebaggery and seriously smoking hotties to choose from this week. So without further ado, lets get to the ‘baggery.

HCwD of the Week #1: Barbarino ‘Bag

The urge to punt this scrote in the nads is positively transfixing. I can think of nothing else. Well, except my deep and abiding love for this candy corn Halloween treat. So clean. So perky.

I love her.

I know I’ve said that before. I know you think I fall in and out of love faster than a hard up Whitney Houston trying to score smack in Vegas. I know I’ve said it before about other hotties.

But this one is special. And she’s been mauled by one of the extras from “Rumblefish.” Whether this pud’s real name is Billy, Barry or Bobby, I want to roll him up in a rug and dump him in the east river.

Damn this pic makes me mad.

Moving on:

HCwD of the Week #2: Alice and the Mad Hatter


This one really just kinda sorta speaks volumes without my having to say anything extra, don’t it?

Well if I gotta say something, it’s simply that I’d like to pluck out Mad Hatter’s ‘stache bit by bit with a rusty tweasers. Anyone who fondles a cutie like that while wearing the Kill Bill outfit deserves a beating. The Elvis glasses are what knocked this ‘bag into the finalist category.

Not to mention the hotness of Alice here. I like.

HCwD #3: Bloom ‘Bag and the Striped Raven

This is one of those rare HCwD pics where the strength of the hottie helps elevate it to the final round. Not to say Orlando Bloom’Bag here isn’t the embodiment of all that is greasy wrong with culture and society in today’s post-douchic world.

She is so damn fine. I know I said I was in love a few minutes ago. But now I’m really in love.

But first I would set a hungry ferret at work taking care of that boney scrod so I could get Striped Raven all by lonesome.

Special shout-out to Tux Scrote, and FootBag, both of whom just missed the cut. So what say you, people? Who’s our ‘bag of the week? As always, vote in the comments thread.

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