Wednesday, November 15, 2006

HCwD of the Week: Socrates Douche


In a stunning shocker upset and thanks to a late surge of spewing in his direction, Socrates Douche suprised White Chocolate for a solid win and entry into next month’s HCwD of the Month. It’s gonna be fun seeing this oily scrote go up against Pat. As born to be bag puts it:

The name Socrates used to make me think of higher learning and togas and all things good in the universe……. Now it makes me think of a sweaty ballsack. I have a strong feeling that Justin Timberdouche here just got done wooing these hotties with his moves on the dance floor. Nothing worse than oily Jesus bling flying around while a scrote does the running man.
The win goes to #3.

Another vote for #3 comes from Art of the Douche:

The tinted shades, the gelled/spiked hair, the black wifebeater, the bling, the oil (dear lord, the oil) and the poorly executed orange tan — pure scrote brilliance. He doesn’t at all seem to care that he has cultivated a look that makes him resemble a butchier Rosie O’Donnell after gastric bypass surgery.

Ouch. Going for the Rosie O’Donnell smackdown. And as lower case bag sums it up:


BUT – WOW – Socrates douche has enough grease to reflect light – EVEN ON HIS CHEEKS.

that says it all.

Indeed it does, lcb. Indeed it does.

However White Chocolate’s unholy douchitude will live on in many hearts for his overwhelming douchosity. As the ever-present anonymous put it:

its #1 without a douching doubt. metal-mouth gives me nightmares on so many levels it should be illegal. that slime face. the trophy on his teeth. the 17 pound bling in the ear. the matching 10 degree douche-inspiring matching blue hat. the Yankees suck by the way.

and the topper. those perky two actually touching his white collared, bleeth-opening chest. i actually cant keep talking.. i think im giving myself diarrhea im so upset.

While many disqualified Test Pattern ‘Bag for the obvious paid state of his hottie, not everyone ruled that as a disqualifier for HCwDotW status. Seemingly distracted by the intoxicating derriere in #2, dooouche_head explains why:

My vote this week if for #2, “Test Pattern Putz”. The smug look on his face and the fact that he’s all over the sweet ass on that cute little chicka makes me want to roll over and die, after I kick his ass from here to Timbuktu!

Me too, brotha. Me too.

So lets applaud the Socratic debate that elevates S.D. into next month’s face-off. Great comments as always. I think we’ve all earned a chocodile for our work. I know I have. Mmm… chocodiles. Like twinkies, only with chocolate on them…

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