Sunday, November 26, 2006

Tree


If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a hottie and a tree got romantically involved (and I know you have), here’s proof positive that human-elm cohabitation does indeed exist.

The oily bark tree is renouned for producing rubber, balsam wood, and of course, douchebaggery.

I would chainsaw this tree with a rusty blade, then wood-carve him into a doorstop.

Sultry hottie can be my Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader any day of the week. Even if she’s lost in the proverbial douche wilderness, which rends my psychic garments in many cosmic ways.

# posted by douchebag1

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