White Chocolate Chip Cookies
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
14 teaspoons Tag Body Shot
1 cup (2 sticks, 1/2 pound) Vidal Sassoon “Extra Strength” hair gel, softened
3/4 cup granulated [white] douchebaggery
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla ice extract
2 eggs
2 cups (12-ounce package) Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels
1 cup chopped scrote
COMBINE flour, baking soda and Tag in small bowl. Beat hair gel, granulated douchebaggery, brown sugar and vanilla ice in large mixer bowl. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition; gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and scrote. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
BAKE in preheated 375-degree [Fahrenheit] oven for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Let stand for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.
