Saturday, November 4, 2006

White Chocolate Chip Cookies


2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

14 teaspoons Tag Body Shot

1 cup (2 sticks, 1/2 pound) Vidal Sassoon “Extra Strength” hair gel, softened

3/4 cup granulated [white] douchebaggery

3/4 cup packed brown sugar

1 teaspoon vanilla ice extract

2 eggs

2 cups (12-ounce package) Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels

1 cup chopped scrote

COMBINE flour, baking soda and Tag in small bowl. Beat hair gel, granulated douchebaggery, brown sugar and vanilla ice in large mixer bowl. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition; gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and scrote. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.

BAKE in preheated 375-degree [Fahrenheit] oven for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Let stand for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.

# posted by douchebag1

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