Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Douche Lee


There is a legend that even the boldest and most experienced ‘bag hunters whisper about with fear and awe. A ‘bag whose existence itself is more rumor and myth then fact. A famous Zen Douchebag who legend has it has wandered the ancient sprawling hills of mainland China for eons. A zen ‘bag master who goes simply by the name, “Douche Lee.”

But now, for the first time, a reader believes he’s snapped actual photographic evidence of this all powerful ‘Bag Master in action.

Here is what appears to be the legendary Douche Lee caught in full on mystical douche action. He may be hard to see in the pic (he’s in the back center), but like with The Loch Ness Monster or BigFoot, the elusive Douche Lee can not be easily captured nor observed working his douchey magic.

(click on pic for a closer examination of this startling discovery)

Note the ‘bag master shirt, bizarre glasses and rare cigarette ‘bag hand gesture #105 (a move only a stage-4 ‘bag master can attain). Observe the ring of hotties worshipping in the presence of this skinny hip-hop Asian wigga. I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced. Here, for the first time, we have actual evidence of uber-douchosity of the one and only Douche Lee.

He is real. Oh yes. He is real.

# posted by douchebag1
12:33 pm July, 8 Chuck Norris said...

Bruce Lee sucks off honey badgers

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