Saturday, December 9, 2006

Saint Pat's Day


Today is Saint Pat’s Day here at HCwD. To celebrate this holy day of douchebaggery, we’ll drink cans of Miller Lite and purse our lips in bizarre and feminine ways.

I have to say, Pat’s kind of growing on me. Maybe it’s the earing. Maybe it’s the inverted “white silk tie with black shirt” pimp look.

But to me, Pat isn’t just a person of indeterminate sexuality. (s)he’s a state of mind. A way of being. A manifestation that says, “Love me. ‘Bag me. And ship me to Peru.”

Okay, I don’t know what that means. But I do know it’s the first annual holiday here at HCwD, Saint Pat’s Day. How do you plan to celebrate?

# posted by douchebag1

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