Saturday, December 16, 2006

Stage-1 Tonguebags


Here’s an excellent example of lesser stage-1 tonguebags. As many have posited on this site in the past, ascension into the douchebag class takes study, discipline and careful attention to detail.

However early dabbling into the douche arts is usually engaged in merely through facial expression. Through tonguebaggery. Like a gateway drug, once a douche apprentice gains a taste for douchebaggery, he quickly works his way into the douche arts from there.

This is an example of base level douchebag apprentices just starting to get a taste for the dark scrotey powers awaiting them. Soon, excessive chest gel, 10 degree hats and bizarre facial pubes await discovery and mastery. Feel empathy for these munchy doughnut hotties in front. They are unaware as to the dark forces coalescing behind them.

# posted by douchebag1

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