Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The Amazing Douchini


Not sure if you’ve caught The Amazing Douchini’s act yet down in Vegas. He performs nightly at 7pm, 8:30pm and a raunchy 11pm show at the “Vegas Motel 6” in the Shecky Green Ballroom. Tickets are $19.95 but you get five dollars off if you eat at the “Ribs, ‘Dibs and ‘Nibs Buffet” next door at the Food Fantasmagoria.

Watch The Amazing Douchini astound and delight your friends with his psychic “‘Bling Reader” act, as well as his ability to magically make grease float in mid air. Enjoy his famed red headed assistant, “Zebra,” as she performs the “Linking Hoop Rings” followed by the famous magic levitating 10 Degree Hat illusion.

The Amazing Douchini got his start playing strip clubs in the midwest before moving to Vegas after a failed shotgun wedding in 1989. His dream is to someday see his name in lights like Lance Burton or Penn and Teller. For now he’ll have to settle for the dry eraser placard outside the check-in desk at the Motel 6.

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