Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The Douchies: Douchiest Oldbag

Here’s another category open to voting. I know a lotta ‘bags, ‘bag hunters and hotties are on vaca this week, but it’s the end of year awards so if you have a fave, now’s the time to vote in the comments thread. But enough of my rambling.

The nominees are…

Douchiest Oldbag #1: Richie Rich

Hip Hop is dead, sayeth Nas. And who am I to argue? Especially when creepy middle aged music producer types continue to score tall, leggy, blankly expressioned model types?

That’s what makes the turntables spin, baby.

Douchiest Oldbag #2: Yellowtail


What more can be said about this saggy boobed monstrosity, other then if Richie Rich is a hip hop producer, this guy’s one of those Phil Spector types, still trying to live up to his 1970s fame when he produced “A Fifth of Beethoven” for the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack. Yellowtail’s gold chain remains one of the douchiest talismans to ever grace the site.

He’s going to be hard to beat.

Douchiest Oldbag #3: Gramps


An early folk hero fan fave on the site, Gramps may have been the first ‘bag to reverse the polarities through sheer force of will and end up a true legend. There’s something to be said for being 70 and cuddling up to a girl in a purple satin lace bra as absolutely mouth watering skittles level tasty as this curvy viola.

Should Gramps take the Douchie?

It’s up to you. Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

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