Friday, December 29, 2006

The Douchies: Drunk Miss Nevada and the 'Bag Hunter Awards


Greetings from San Francisco, where The DB1 is planning to spend a New Years of utter debauchery and sin in which I will be chasing hippie Hotties with hopefully a stage-0 Bleeth level.

Good times will most definitely ensue.

Before I forget, I have to hand out a few 2006 Douchie Awards to some of the key contributors to the site. So without further ado, the Douchie Awards for the ‘bag hunters from the comments thread:

2006 Douchie Award: Most Prolific ‘Bag Hunter — Douchestar Runner, for submitting dozens of pics over the past year including some of the greatest hits of all time on the site. This guy is a ‘Bag Hunter Master of the Scrotiest Order, a true King of Bling. Good work, D.R. Expectations are high for 2007.

2006 Douchie Award: Zen ‘Bag Master — Doc, whose volume of pic hunting was not high in quantity, but absolutely fantastic in douche quality. The man is a sushi chef of ‘bag hunting, a Minimalist masterworker in the vein of a Frank Stella painting or Robert Bresson film. Doc waits for his moment, still as Schiavo, then strikes with lighting quickness. For that, he earns a well deserved 2006 Douchie.

2006 Douchie Award: Philosophical ‘Bag Master– Baron von Douchehausen, for understanding that analyzing the cultural ramifications of douchebaggery requires a detailed approach to linguistics, semiotics, cultural studies, critical theory, psychology, parapsychology, and a deep-rooted desire to mercilessly mock all that is scrote. Keep up the excellent analysis, BvD. We’ve only scratched the surface of our detailed topographical analysis of douchie/hottie comingling.

Special props to all the regulars for keeping the dialogue going as we dig deeper into what it is that creates these monstrosities of male superego and the cuties who love them. Cheers!!

# posted by douchebag1

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