Monday, December 25, 2006

The Douchies: Scariest Scrote

This a vote for those HCwD pics that illicit pure horror and fear. So this isn’t “scary” in the sense of a horrifying White Chocolate pic. We’ll have another category for that type of fear/revulsion. This is the Horror ‘Bag category of the Douchies.

Without further ado, the nominees are…

Scariest Scrote Nominee #1: Old No. 7


A classic HCwD from last summer, I would like to reiterate that Old No. 7 is a class act, a scholar and a gentleman who is by no means a douchebag on any level whatsoever.

Please do not break me in half, Cro ‘Bagnon Man.

Scariest Scrote Nominee #2: Wake Up!!


Holy crap, this ‘bag goes beyond ordinary creepiness into another level of scrotery. But I do love this wholesome tomato. She’s corn-fed Midwestern goodness.

This pic makes no sense. Which makes it a glorious contribution to the HCwD canon.

Scariest Scrote Nominee #3: The Angry ‘Bag
Maybe Angry ‘Bag doesn’t quite create the visceral horror of the other two pics, but he’s frightening in his own right, and he’s protecting quite the little ball of hot wax with his angry gaze. Plus he’s got hair issues and a sweat stain that frighten children like Michael-Jackson-Nose.

While it’s true that this creepy knob may not be on the stomach churning level of the other two pics, lets also not forget his absolutely fantastic hottie.

Oh hell, I’m stretching. I couldn’t find a pic to live up to the other two but I needed a third to round out the category.

So here you go. Douchie Award voting is open…. now.

Scariest Scrote Nominee #4: The Warthog


EDIT: Crap, I can’t believe I forgot The Warthog. Dammit, I knew sorting throw all the pics of the last year was going to be tough. If anyone’s already voted and wants to redo their vote for this Planet of the Hog, do so in the comments thread.

Damn, I forgot how fantastic a pic this is. It’s like being punched in the face, and yet I like it. Must be the grey plastic sportscoat and American flag bandana.

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