Wednesday, December 27, 2006
The Douchies: The Future Ex-Mrs. DB1 Award — Barbarino 'Bag's Hottie
While it’s true that there have been a plethora (and by plethora I mean “boobies”) of extremely choice beauties on this site (granted, being clutched by monstrosities of dung), there’s something about Barbarino ‘Bag’s librarian hottie that just knocks my socks off. Maybe it’s the dark raven hair, of which the DB1 is a huge fan. Maybe it’s the helpless expression. Maybe that hint of a sexy black bra under that white t-shirt.
Whatever it is, Barbarino’s Librarian Hottie gets a Douchie Award for most likely to divorce the DB1 after a stormy shotgun marriage.
So whaddaya say, Librarian Cutie? Marry a drunk, unemployed pudgy douchebag living in a basement hovel? Oh wait, it appears you’re already well on the way.
