Thursday, December 21, 2006
Train Wreck
‘Bag Rule #06: If you’re wearing a conductor hat and Liberace garage sale sunglasses, your ur-douche power is beyond source douche to an almost Grieco level of luminosity.
Observe this douche sun-God’s unholy power taking out two hotties and rendering them instant stage-4 Bleethers. Very sad.
This turd reminds me of a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em robot, scrote style. I want to click-punch his head until it pops up.
As to the long lost hotties, they may have gone down the dark road of douchitude, but man alive I’d munch on that yellow bikini-top with a nice strawberry topping.
