Thursday, January 11, 2007

Billy 'Bagg


I’m not sure I’m going to be adequately able to explain what’s going on in this moment in time, other than the fact it renders God meaningless and dooms our universe to an existential state of random masses of energy, carbon and rock.

However, the hole in the jeans is genius.

After yesterday’s one-two punch of Two Head and the Turd and the Swan, this one’s like that uppercut in “Mike Tyson’s Knockout.” I’m down for the count. I know I’ve referenced Mike Tyson’s Knockout before on the site, but any chance I get to reference the greatest home video game of the modern era, I’ll take it.

Loud, primary color silk shirts seem to be an increasing ‘bag accoutrement recently, whereas popped collars seem to be receding into the douche ouevre. What remains a staple of the hotties, however, is fantastic cleavite.

Candidate for HCwD of the Week next week or what?

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