Thursday, January 4, 2007

Black Lung II: Gender The Dragon


I apologize.

I hate to keep doing this to you.

But we must understand the Outer Rim ‘Bags like “Black Lung” if we have any chance to continue our in-depth exploration of the multitudes of Hottie/Douchey comingling that is sweeping our culture with unholy scrotitude.

Therefore we must press forward.

Do not give up. Do not be fearful. This journey will take us along many dark paths. Like Black Lung’s ambigiously gendered ability to pull fantastic hotties. But journey on we can. Nay, we must! Our steps must not falter. We must be brave. And we must keep going onward, Douchey Soldiers, marching one by one.

As to B.L., heck, I’m stumped. In this pic he looks like a dude. Either way, if he mated with Douche Lee, we can finally get rid of this whole “sexual” thing and return the human species back to a pure state of agamogenesis. Heh, fifty cent word. I looked it up on Wikipedia.

# posted by douchebag1

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