Thursday, January 25, 2007
Cubist 'Bag
Look at this utter scrote. Busting ‘bag headlock position #05, he’s mauling his hottie so badly she’s turning abstract before our eyes. It’s like this skeezy wank represents a profound shift in the douchebag plague. Ushing in a new era of douchebaggery signification far removed from the literal bling/collar look of earlier douchebag movements grounded in a literalist and realist aesthetic.
I would dip my brush in primary color paint and make bold strokes just for the chance to canvas this hottie’s outline. I’ve always had a thing for the cubist librarian look.
Not to mention that fantastic cleavite in the middle there.
