Friday, January 19, 2007

Friday Haiku


Blonde salmon fish, hark
Why spawn in scrotey water,
Swim away. Swim away.

In the comments thread, Joey buttadouchebag writes:

I love them fake boobs
fake boob make the world go round
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

iowabagslayer:

“Devoid” and “Steroid”
Flanking our “Miss Asteroids”
Leaves me much annoyed!

omniscience:

sto’boughts…love ’em much
paisley is NOT the new black
sweet jesus, that hair.

Art of the Douche:

My hair took five hours
To look like I did not try
This is why I suck

Pandora:

David Hasselhoff,
Meet Pete Dougherty,
And two massive boobs.

Poetic excellence, my friends. Good work.

# posted by douchebag1

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