Friday, January 5, 2007

Friday Haiku


Spirit of Douche Lee,
Prevents the nipple slip, yet
Does not hide scrotebag.

Gender specific:

12 year old body
Nip slip verge of Bleeth gusto
It must be the ‘stache

newbag:

Hark. My gorge riseth
Mine orbs would rather be dash’d
Than gaze on such blechhh

Amerigo Versdouchey:

For the love of God,
please get some f’ing clothes on.
You make my skin crawl.

# posted by douchebag1

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