Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Glover Bag


There’s been an increasing amount of hottie/scrote fusion going on in which the Grieco/Bleeth infection chain reaches a terminal state of douchebaggery. A closed circuit feedback loop of douche. This ArtBag greaseball looks like some mutant Crispin Glover Marty McFly ‘Bag processed through an early 70s Warholian lense. Should we make fun of his feminine wiles or silk screen him onto a canvas?

Sexy Natalie Wood cutie may be Bleethed out beyond all hopes of saving, but I’d still rub up and down on her leg like a cracked up doberman. I know what you’re thinking. Is there any Bleethed out hottie I wouldn’t lecherously fondle? A few. Not many, but a few. Because a ‘bag hunter’s gotta have some standards.

And what’s with Glover Bag’s sailor jacket? I don’t know where to insult his douchebaggery or order a drink out on the veranda.

# posted by douchebag1

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