Monday, January 22, 2007

HCwD of the Week: Footbag Edition

Since the Superbowl is coming up, and since my Pats blew the big one yesterday, I thought we’d do our own version of Footbag here at HCwD. Except instead of a game involving throwing, kicking and catching a football, “Footbag” involves the game of determining just how much you want to plant your foot up one of these goonballa’s asses and carry his hottie off for an extended session of wine tasting and foot massage.

So while there were many fine pillows featuring arcing curves of dancing cleavite presented on the site last week, I am instead focusing this week’s contest on how much I want to put a boot in these three doberman turd’s asses.

HCwD of the Week Finalist #1: Fraggle Choad


Something about this douchebag’s facial expression combo’d with his black tux jacket and absolutely perfect ball of lipton iced tea leaning into him makes me want to kick a field goal with his nads.

I’m not sure Fraggle Choad’s hottie got the love on the site that she deserves. She’s an absolute kumquat.

HCwD of the Week Finalist #2: Mr. Fungus

Hard to argue with Mr. Fungus as a finalist, since he makes my uvula itch. Blondie is a definite stage-3 Bleeth, pretty much unrecoverable at this point. She makes angels cry and spirits weep for her choice of man.

But she does score strange points for wearing a plastic naked chick around her neck, as someone pointed out in the comments thread. So for that alone I’d love this flaxen haired doe for at least 120 seconds.

HCwD of the Week Finalist #3: The Mug

I left off “The Boob” and “On the Choad” because while the hotties appeared of age, the ‘bags looked like 10th grade budding ‘bags, and I’m trying to post less high school pics. As a result, lets get back to douchebag basics with this eight-head and his mandana holding back an explosion of douche-hair, while ‘bag headlocking two curly fries with extra salt.

Mmm… curly fries.

So what say you, people? If there’s an outcry for The Boob or On the Choad in the comments thread, I may add them to this week’s contest, but I think we have a fairly good pu pu platter of douchetidue, the kind I’d definitely like to Footbag for a 50 yard fieldgoal as time expires.

Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

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