Wednesday, January 24, 2007

HCwD of the Week: The Mug


In keeping with the basic mission statement (not a memo) of this site, most voters went with the muggy visage of this classic back-in-black douchebag. As Art of the Douche puts it in the comments thread: Sometimes, you cannot beat the basics. I guess the mandana on an eight-head holding back a nuclear explosion of scrote hair will do that to ya.

Both cuties have that “too young to get in the club but the bouncer’s dating their best friend” look. And really, is 19 too young to be doing body shots with a steaming stubbly load like Ranky McGoo here?

Uhm, yes. Yes it is.

As douche von fag puts it (and nice name there, DvF):

Oh Mug douche, how would I kick you, let me count the ways … First, I’d plant my steel capped boot firmly between your legs. I’d say I’d plant it on your ‘nads but I’m not sure if they’re to be found there. Then, as you bend over, I’d steel-cap your hideous visage, hopefully knocking the mandana off of that tumor that’s growing on your shoulders. After another kick in the ‘nad area, I’d step behind you, take four steps back, two to the side, and boot your ass from 55yds out Jason Elam-style.

Nicely done, DvF. As Indiane Douche and the last Douchebage puts it (what’s a “douchebage” btw?):

Number 3: The Mug. He’s got it all. He looks like he’s taken lessons from Donkey Douche on how to get his hair to stick up so far. He’s got the ginormous mandana. Excessive amounts of bling. The facial pubes, the sneer and the coked out look in his eyes. His hotties are respectable, especially blondie with the “I want you” look in her eye. Sadly, she doesn’t want me, she wants this creature. And possibly his other hottie at the same time as well. I may cry.

Don’t cry, Indy.

I thought Fraggle Choad would get more love (and by “love” I mean “upchuck”), but Amerigo Verdouchey explains why F.C. didn’t get the votes:

The sumtuous peach with Fraggle is not your everyday hottie. She is special. Smoking hot with just a touch of sweet innocence. The problem is Fraggle doesn’t make me want to kick his butt. As another altruistic db put it, I’m almost happy for the guy.

How “happy” are ya now that I posted F.C. #2, Amerigo?

Well, congrats to The Mug for entering the hallowed HCwD of the Week Winner’s Circle. Although we all know Donkey Douche will take that mug down O.J. style in the HCwD of the Month contest, allow this greased up toad his moment of inglory.

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