Friday, January 26, 2007

Sheer Madness


I don’t quite know what the backstory is in this travesty of a pic. I do know that my future ex-wife is being ‘bag headlocked by a furry garden gnome with a bright red plastic earring and some inexplicable stain that is either self applied lipstick or a runaway herpes sore. Adidas putz on the right rounds out the scrotey fumes.

I want to extricate these two sisterly blonde cuties immediately, but I’m convinced this vaguely Lenny Bruce looking turd might try to eat my brains.

I do have to say ladies, the see-through sheer top is absolutely painful in all the right ways. The DB1 likes. Oh yes he does.

# posted by douchebag1

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