Squiggy
Friday Night. Which for the DB1 means kicking back with a six pack of PBR, some tasty chocolate HoHos, and a Celeste Pizza for One. Because I know how to live it up. I’ve also recently discovered the joys of Pocky. A Japanese snack treat that is delectable. If you have the means, I highly recommend you pick some up.
And then there’s this oily putz.
Where to start on this knob. I’d roast him on the campfire, then press him between a graham cracker and a marshmallow to create a s’douche. As to the sexy librarian on the right, I’d like to celeste her pizza for one. I have no idea what that means, but it’s Friday, so it’s all good.
May you all have a hottie filled and douchebag free weekend. And remember, the best way to combat tonight’s hangover is to keep on drinkin’ tomorrow. Am I right?
