The Douchies: 2006
I almost forgot, here’s a handy rundown of all the Douchie Awards that we handed out for 2006, in case we need to bookmark it for scrote reference in 2007:
Hottest Cleavite: Corona Girl
The Future Ex-Mrs.DB1 Award: Barbarino ‘Bag’s Hottie
Most Persistent Fan Club: Big Red
Best Generi’Bag: Yeesh
Douchiest Sexathon: The ‘BagsGiver
Douchiest Inverted ‘Bag Sandwich Formation: Rocker ‘Bag and the Green Bikini
Douchiest Everything: White Chocolate
Douchiest/Best Frosted/Ab Combo: The Sun ‘Bag
As Voted by the ‘Bags, ‘Bag Hunters and Hotties:
Hottest Abs: The Scrote Warrior
Douchiest OldBag: Yellowtail
Douchiest “Special” ‘Bag: TIE: Polo Boy and Hootie
Douchiest Spikey Hair: Purple Lips (as if there was any doubt)
Scariest Scrote: Old No. 7 aka Cro’Bagnon
Most Prolific ‘Bag Hunter: Douchestar Runner
Zen ‘Bag Master: Doc
Philosophical ‘Bag Master: Baron von Douchehausen
And of course, last but not least, the Lifetime Douchie Award to The Holy Grieco Himself.
Yech. Reliving the past year, I just feel dirty.
EDIT: Forgot to add that Pat doesn’t get a Douchie since he’s on the Trophy itself. But maybe we should give him one anyway. “Douchiest Androgybag”?
