Thursday, January 4, 2007

The Douchies: 2006


I almost forgot, here’s a handy rundown of all the Douchie Awards that we handed out for 2006, in case we need to bookmark it for scrote reference in 2007:

Hottest Cleavite: Corona Girl

The Future Ex-Mrs.DB1 Award: Barbarino ‘Bag’s Hottie

Most Persistent Fan Club: Big Red

Best Generi’Bag: Yeesh

Douchiest Sexathon: The ‘BagsGiver

Douchiest Inverted ‘Bag Sandwich Formation: Rocker ‘Bag and the Green Bikini

Douchiest Everything: White Chocolate

Douchiest/Best Frosted/Ab Combo: The Sun ‘Bag

As Voted by the ‘Bags, ‘Bag Hunters and Hotties:

Hottest Abs: The Scrote Warrior

Douchiest OldBag: Yellowtail

Douchiest “Special” ‘Bag: TIE: Polo Boy and Hootie

Douchiest Spikey Hair: Purple Lips (as if there was any doubt)

Scariest Scrote: Old No. 7 aka Cro’Bagnon

Most Prolific ‘Bag Hunter: Douchestar Runner

Zen ‘Bag Master: Doc

Philosophical ‘Bag Master: Baron von Douchehausen

And of course, last but not least, the Lifetime Douchie Award to The Holy Grieco Himself.

Yech. Reliving the past year, I just feel dirty.

EDIT: Forgot to add that Pat doesn’t get a Douchie since he’s on the Trophy itself. But maybe we should give him one anyway. “Douchiest Androgybag”?

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