Friday, February 23, 2007

American Tiedol


Apparently this sultry dark haired Jersey hottie is a contestant on American Idol right now. Not sure whether HCwD has a scoop on this little hottie in a compromising position with a puffy Zach Braff ‘Bag, but if so, I feel like I’m breaking new ground. I’m like The Enquirer.

Next week, space aliens.

I’d watch American Idol, except for the fact that I grew tired of listening to off-key renditions of 1970s cliche wedding songs right around the time of My Aunt Francine’s third marriage in 1998. I think it was when the house band played a disco instrumental version of Sunshine On My Shoulder. I’m serious. Because nothing rocks like John Denver with a hip-hop grunge tip. So no thanks to Karaoke Idol.

As one of the great douchebags of this, or any, era says, Seacrest Out! And by Seacrest, I mean Lemur Penis.

Oh, like you’ve never seen a Lemur penis.

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