Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Ass Pimple
This douched out WWF wannabe had to pollute this sexy candy stripe nurse. He’s like an inflamed ass pimple perched on the buttocks of humanity. In the swirling vortex of genetic evolution, Ass Pimple is the random combo of all the douchey genes on the fringe of the homo sapien species.
And yet he pulls Helen Hunt Hottie. While glaring at the camera like a ‘roided up tight end who just got cut from the Peoria Plant Potters.
S’okay, A.P. You had to know your WWF/NFL careers wouldn’t work out. To quote the great Ted Knight, the world needs ditch diggers too.
