Thursday, February 22, 2007

Assus Puckerus


We’ve often discussed the visceral reaction to an effective HCwD pic in terms of the involuntary reflex that scientists term Assus Puckerus, or as the kids call it on the street, Oh Helllllll No.

Black Emperor here reaches the unorthodox state of Assus Collapsus, in which prolongued viewing causes a simultaneous gag reflex and the permanent sealing off of the cornhole due to organ failure brought on by revolting stimuli, digestive inversion and the spontaneous reversion to a nihilist world view. And say what you will about non-HCwD Godlessness, but at least it’s an ethos.

Some theorize that the Ludovico Method of human conditioning was first developed by playing Beethoven’s 9th to images of Black Emperor ‘Bag, but that test subjects involuntarily swallowed their tongue. The imagery part of the treatment was quickly downgraded to images of mass torture, rape and murder. You know, for kids.

It is most certainly not time for a little of the old in-out in-out. In fact, B.E. here needs to get one in the yarbles. If he’s got any yarbles. Or did I just make way too many film references for one post?

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