Monday, February 26, 2007
'Bag TV
For those fans of Tissue Wrapped Hottie from Friday’s Haiku, here’s another pic of her sultry goodness being macked on by Rocker Scrote.
Note to rockstars with hotties: You have 18 months to save your money before MTV stops running your video to launch a “Pimp My Ride” marathon. Save every penny, Onehitty McWonder. You’ll be changing oil at Pep Boys faster than it’ll take for those facial pubes to grow back in.
As to Maggie, there are no words to express the fantasies of curling up with your ankle bracelet under a pile of coats in the hallway while rocker ‘bag listens to Danzig in the other room. So I will simply make digital love to your image while laughing at creepy Rocker ‘Bag’s 2009 job prospects.
