Friday, February 2, 2007

Chicken Boy and the Holy Cleavite


People often say to me, “DB1, tell me, what is Holy Cleavite?”

And I do not answer.

Because, like the Zen Master Douche Lee, words can not adequately express this spiritual notion. It must be ascertained on a higher level of consciousness.

And by “higher level of consciousness,” I speak, of course, of the DB1’s head buried within its cavernous subterrane grottos.

This dude looks like a cross between a mutant animal from The Island of Doctor Moreau and the chicken-girl from Tod Browning’s Freaks. I don’t know whether to make fun of his shirt or toss him pellets for lunch.

# posted by douchebag1

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